70 Halloween Would You Rather Questions (Spooky, Funny and Gross)

Halloween would you rather questions give players two spooky, silly or gross options, and everyone has to pick one and defend it. Below are 70 questions sorted by vibe, from friendly monsters for kids to haunted house dilemmas for adults. Read them out loud, or play them one at a time in our would you rather generator.

Halloween would you rather questions for kids

1. Would you rather have a pet ghost or a pet dragon?
2. Would you rather trick-or-treat on a broom or in a flying pumpkin?
3. Would you rather be a friendly vampire or a friendly werewolf?
4. Would you rather get a full-size candy bar at one house or a small candy at every house?
5. Would you rather wear your costume every day for a week or never wear a costume again?
6. Would you rather have a talking black cat or a talking bat?
7. Would you rather live in a candy house or a pumpkin house?
8. Would you rather be able to turn invisible like a ghost or fly like a bat?
9. Would you rather carve a pumpkin with a spoon or paint it with your feet?
10. Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark hair or glow-in-the-dark shoes?
11. Would you rather meet a skeleton who tells jokes or a witch who sings?
12. Would you rather swim in a pool of candy corn or a pool of gummy worms?

Funny Halloween would you rather questions

1. Would you rather have to howl every time you see the moon or meow every time you see a cat?
2. Would you rather wear a costume that is two sizes too small or two sizes too big?
3. Would you rather be a mummy who keeps unraveling or a zombie who keeps losing a shoe?
4. Would you rather have a laugh like a witch or a laugh like a ghost?
5. Would you rather go trick-or-treating in a dinosaur costume in the rain or in a snowman costume in the heat?
6. Would you rather only be able to say “boo” or only be able to say “trick or treat” for a whole day?
7. Would you rather have a vampire as a dentist or a werewolf as a hairdresser?
8. Would you rather ride a broom that only flies backward or a broom that only flies one foot off the ground?
9. Would you rather wear a pumpkin on your head for an hour or wear socks made of spider webs?
10. Would you rather have Frankenstein as your gym teacher or Dracula as your bus driver?
11. Would you rather sneeze bats or hiccup ghosts?
12. Would you rather be stuck in a costume with an itchy wig or a costume with no armholes?

Spooky would you rather questions

1. Would you rather spend a night in a haunted house or a night in a cemetery?
2. Would you rather hear footsteps behind you or see a shadow move in your room?
3. Would you rather be followed by a ghost or by a black cat everywhere you go?
4. Would you rather explore an abandoned hospital or an abandoned amusement park?
5. Would you rather find a secret door in your basement or a secret room in your attic?
6. Would you rather have a mirror that shows the future or a mirror that shows the past?
7. Would you rather live next to a witch or next to a vampire?
8. Would you rather be lost in a corn maze at night or in a foggy forest at night?
9. Would you rather hear a music box start playing on its own or a phone ring with no one calling?
10. Would you rather have a doll that moves when you are not looking or a painting whose eyes follow you?
11. Would you rather sleep in a room full of spiders or a room full of bats?
12. Would you rather walk through a graveyard alone or tell a ghost story in one?

Scary would you rather questions for teens and adults

1. Would you rather be the first person to die in a horror movie or the only survivor who is never believed?
2. Would you rather be haunted by a ghost only you can see or have everyone think you are haunted?
3. Would you rather survive a zombie outbreak alone or with your most annoying friend?
4. Would you rather be a vampire who cannot go out in the sun or a werewolf who cannot control the full moon?
5. Would you rather know the exact moment a jump scare happens or never be scared by one again?
6. Would you rather spend Halloween night in a house where the lights keep flickering or where the doors keep closing?
7. Would you rather wake up in a horror movie you have seen or one you have never seen?
8. Would you rather be chased by something you can see or something you can only hear?
9. Would you rather have a ghost who moves your stuff or a ghost who whispers your name?
10. Would you rather be trapped in an escape room with clowns or with mannequins?
11. Would you rather read a cursed book or watch a cursed video?
12. Would you rather go into the creepy basement or go out to check the strange noise in the yard?

Gross Halloween would you rather questions

1. Would you rather eat a gummy worm that was real for one second or a cookie with a spider leg in it?
2. Would you rather drink witch’s brew from a cauldron nobody washed or eat candy found under a couch cushion?
3. Would you rather have slime for hair or have boogers that glow in the dark?
4. Would you rather smell like a rotten pumpkin for a week or like a wet werewolf for a day?
5. Would you rather put your hand in a bowl of cold spaghetti in the dark or a bowl of peeled grapes?
6. Would you rather eat a candy apple covered in ants or a caramel apple dropped in leaves?
7. Would you rather wear socks full of pumpkin guts or gloves full of slime?
8. Would you rather lick a zombie’s shoe or brush a mummy’s teeth?
9. Would you rather find a hair in your candy or a fingernail in your soup?
10. Would you rather sit in a bath of cold beans or a bath of warm jelly?

Halloween candy and costume would you rather questions

1. Would you rather only get chocolate or only get sour candy this Halloween?
2. Would you rather have a costume that makes everyone laugh or one that makes everyone scream?
3. Would you rather give out toothbrushes or raisins to trick-or-treaters?
4. Would you rather have unlimited candy but no costume or the best costume but no candy?
5. Would you rather dress up as your best friend or let your best friend pick your costume?
6. Would you rather have a costume that lights up or a costume that makes sound effects?
7. Would you rather trade all your candy for one giant chocolate bar or keep it all and share half?
8. Would you rather win the costume contest or win the pumpkin carving contest?
9. Would you rather wear a group costume with your family or a matching costume with your pet?
10. Would you rather eat your whole candy bag in one night or make it last until Christmas?
11. Would you rather go trick-or-treating in your neighborhood or at a haunted castle?
12. Would you rather have a costume that changes every hour or the same costume forever?

How to play

Sit in a circle and take turns reading a question out loud. Everyone picks one option and gives a reason in a sentence or two. For a party twist, ask everyone to vote with a thumb up or down on three, then let the smaller group try to convince the others. If you are short on time, tap the random picker at the top of the list and let it choose.

Tips for your Halloween game

• Start with the kids or funny sections to warm up, then move to the scary ones once everyone is comfortable.
• In classrooms, send students to two sides of the room to show their answer.
• Give candy to whoever comes up with the most creative reason.
• Mix in a round of the imposter game when the group wants something with more bluffing.

When you run out of Halloween questions, our would you rather generator has over 100 more for any time of year.